We’ve tried the best to clean up the neighborhood debate here in Philly, we really have. I mean, we made Fitler Square a part of Rittenhouse and the Loft District part of Spring Garden. We are also going to subsume Dickinson Narrows to its encroaching Pennsport east neighbor, which will affect hardly anyone seeing that this neighborhood is only two blocks wide and most people in Philadelphia have never heard of it. The neighborhood is primarily Irish Catholic and mostly the safest east of 5th street, the area that the Mummers have made so popular. This is the type of neighborhood that sticks together, where families stay for generations, have block parties and kids run from house to house to play with friends. “Two Street” (Pennport’s name for 2nd Street) is the Mummer’s target destination where the main clubhouse is located and where, on the first night of every year hundreds of inebriated people follow the parade until well into the next morning. Pennsport also encompasses the shopping strip along Delaware Avenue that houses Philly’s Target, Marshall’s, ShopRite and other stores to big for the city.
Inside Pennsport are small BYO finds like Caffe Valentino, which serves Italian (more specifically, Pugliese cuisine); Nicholas, run by owners Nick and Nick; and the hidden 40-seat Langostini. For bars you’re more than likely headed to the cool New American food and digs at Ugly American on Front Street, The Witch restaurant and bar or Pennsport’s down-and-dirty neighborhood sports bar, Raw Dawgs Saloon. On the outskirts of Pennsport on Delaware Avenue there’s a ton of dining options, the kind you would find in any shopping mall in the suburbs—Champs, Famous Dave’s BBQ, IHOP and the fancy Chick-Fil-A. They probably serve food at the two strip clubs on Delaware Avenue, classy Risque and classier Show N Tel, but NakedPhilly doesn’t recommend ordering food at these establishments.
Some great hoagies spots are down this way, so grab a sandwich at Googie Looie’s (these babies are overstuffed and probably about 2 pounds), Rooney’s Deli or John’s Roast Pork and dead to Dickinson Square Park or Jefferson Square Park, where locals play soccer and refuel at the Taco Loco truck parked on Washington Avenue. Beer lovers will flock to Barry’s Homebrew Outlet for their at-home hobby or one of the few craft stores in Philly, Beer Heaven.