Mako’s, a South Street stalwart for decades, closed last month under the cloud of a lapsed liquor license, according to this lengthy Philadelphia Speaks thread. But for those of you who have always dreamed of owning your own South Street bar, we have exquisite news: the space is currently for rent!

In her tie-dyed glory

The business listing boasts over 1300 sqft of interior space in a very busy area. According to whoever picked up the phone when we called the phone number on the side of the building, the asking price for the rent is $10K/mo. Imagine the possibilities: Lorenzo’s just a couple doors down, easy access to fresh bagel from down the street, and a history of people getting obnoxiously and violently drunk on the premises.

Just sign on the dotted line…